Rufus and Evansworth HEX Assault Rifle

"Just who in bloody hell's idea was it to call it that? Now everyone in the UNCF thinks we're a bunch of rudding hicks!"

"I wouldn't go so far as to say that. It certainly fits its' target audience. You're the one who was spreading around the whole lusterduster idea. And it was fabulous, dear, not that I'm complaining or anything. Heaven knows you complain enough for that both of us..."

"Quiet, yo--mmph! You dare to touch a gentleman's face with your foul beer swill-stained, pork rind covered, mmph!

... Oh, fine. Do go on... But, just one thing. Can we call the next one a Brainstormer?"

[Sorry, all. Just updating. Making it a tad more realistic as opposed to the overkill that was the 72-round drum)